"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
10/10/2020 at 13:32 • Filed to: None
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"Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer" (dash-doorhandle-and-bondo)
10/10/2020 at 13:32 • Filed to: None | 1
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What do you consider the biggest douchecruiser dickmobile assholes-only car that you’d be embarrased to have parked in front of your house? (buffer image to hide actual dickmobile)
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Wacko
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 13:44 |
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Dodge Ram and just Ram
Extra asshole points if it’s a lifted Cummins
ranwhenparked
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 13:45 |
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A lifted full-size pickup, bonus douche points if the tires are wider than the body with no fender flares to cover them, extra bonus douche points for ultra bright light bars that stay on all the time, extra extra bonus points for an exhaust stack in the bed.
blacktruck18
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 13:46 |
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BroDozer - I live in the Midwest, they are fucking everywhere being driven by assholes.
V6 Mustang, Camaro or Challenger. I will admit though I do see less V6 Camaro’s being driven by assholes then the other 2.
Any variation of the Nissan 350Z/370Z and whatever Infiniti’s are called.
Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 13:48 |
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Easy: Hummer with extra bolted-on chrome thingies and low-profile tires.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> blacktruck18
10/10/2020 at 13:48 |
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Strangely I’ve never seen a challenger driven as it was intended, they’re almost strictly the 55 and up crowd here.
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> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 13:51 |
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Wrong Cadillac
You have to have a sense of humor to drive a Chevy Avalanche in 2020. The same cannot be said for Cadillac Escalade EXT drivers. Especially if they are modified second gens.
Or really any platform mate with an Escalade front clip swap. Or rear light swap as I saw once.
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> blacktruck18
10/10/2020 at 13:52 |
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The Euro style four cylinder Mustangs are ok though. It’s the V6 ones driven by delusional lunatics.
PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 13:52 |
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Any brodozer with a stack out the bed and extra points for light bars and the extra-lame Carolina Squat.
This is garbage
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> blacktruck18
10/10/2020 at 13:54 |
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Our Brodozer culture seems to have cooled off with the price of oil. If it’s a choice of cocaine or truck payments........but our roads were polluted with them even 2 years ago. I used to install govt mandated breathalysers, into honestly mostly brodozers. They should just come with one.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
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10/10/2020 at 13:57 |
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Good answer, escalade really just a stand in for the dickmobile
because I was raised right, and you just don’t spring random dicks on unsuspecting people.
Just Jeepin'
> Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
10/10/2020 at 13:57 |
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You could have stopped at “Hummer”.
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> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:00 |
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Agreed.
Any Jeep with this stupid windshield cover thing and an angry Jeep face could qualify.
The low poly fender flares are pretty bad too.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120
10/10/2020 at 14:02 |
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Carolina squat is new to me. It does appear to suck.
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> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:03 |
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Challengers and Chargers are extremely popular here in the city and can be seen any day of the week doing stoplight pulls downtown somewhere. They kind of make a lot of sense as stylish city cars, being cheap, fun, and cool without being overly cumbersome to park. Sure, they’re big, but they aren’t as big as a comparable SUV.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
10/10/2020 at 14:03 |
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Angry jeep is good answer, jeeps should be happy, they’re jeeps.
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> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:04 |
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They should just be thrilled to be able to help out. They’re Jeeps!
But people love turning them into hormone addled rage-mobiles for some reason.
Edit: Though anyone driving a Polaris RZR, dirt bike, quad, bike, or other unregistered offroad vehicle on a public street should be banned from road usage for life. Seriously, people for some reason buy Polaris RZRs to hoon around Atlanta on and the cops do nothing.
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> Wacko
10/10/2020 at 14:06 |
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Manly men are ruining trucks for the secure and adequate crowd.
The Snowman
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:16 |
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> blacktruck18
10/10/2020 at 14:19 |
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In the southwest the V6 version of Charger, blacked out, with ugly-ass wheels and no exhaust is the product. That V6 sounds awful, too.
Don’t mind the v8/ Hemi or blown versions... but that corporate V6 sounds like ass-- made worse on a Dickmobile.
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:19 |
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Come to Phoenix
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> The Snowman
10/10/2020 at 14:22 |
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A ce and G ary are classic.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
10/10/2020 at 14:24 |
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Lots of Challengers driven in anger?
sony1492
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:27 |
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AMG G wagons, it just screams excess and lack of taste.
“I need you to understand how much money I have"
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:29 |
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Bro trucks, Challenger/Charger sports bros are the most irresponsible and irritating thing on the road. There aren’t a lot of them where I am but they pass through on the highway sometimes and they are usually doing something dangerous.
Brickman
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 14:59 |
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Some crappy 80's GM full size sedan on 30" rims w ith no exhaust. Spray painted metallic purple.
Or more simply a bro dozer... ugh.
A Boy and His Longtail
> ranwhenparked
10/10/2020 at 15:27 |
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I’m on board with a small lift on a pick up, but please for the love of everything pure and holy, put some fender flares on over your wider tires. And please not the stupid bolt on looking ones.
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blacktruck18
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 15:30 |
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I would say most of the Challengers I s ee are driven by younger people. It annoys me that Challenger owners drive like assholes, I wouldn’t mind owning a well optioned Scat Pack, they are closest thing to an American personal luxury coupe being sold right now. Personal luxury coupe might be the best type of car ever built. IMO.
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> blacktruck18
10/10/2020 at 15:42 |
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I see under 30 folk in mustangs, but the Camaro and Challenger are almost strictly middle aged rides. Young folk with money make payments on $115k of douched out pickup.
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> blacktruck18
10/10/2020 at 15:43 |
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The worst is brodozer on slicks. Theresa Duramax in my town with 22” wheels and slicks. And the obligatory “dirtymax” in frilly cursive on the tailgate.
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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 15:50 |
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In my town ATVs are road legal with a trail registration, tailight, and brake light.
Unfortunately that alps included side by sides. Which are much louder and fast than your average work horse ATV. But the ones that make me think “that guy is a douche are the big 4 door ones that are bigger than your average economy car. To me they scream “I bought a 30,000 dollar toy that is too big for real trails so I just use it to bar hop.
atfsgeoff
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 16:02 |
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I dislike most super-aggressive, angry-styled cars, but I don’t hold it against their owners. They’re only human, and with the ever-increasing amount of time people spend behind the wheel dealing with ever-denser traffic, psychological cues transmitted via car styling will only get more pronounced.
I give every vehicle with factory-stock aesthetics a pass, because the owner/driver could very well have bought it for reasons other than styling and just puts up with the look to get those other qualities.
The aftermarket-
aggressified cars, if anything I feel bad for the owner because fear is what sells those modifications. Nobody should have to live in fear. If goofy, $50
angry-eyebrow headlight trim pieces
on their 4-door Wrangler makes them feel better, well, more power to them.
Longtime Lurker
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/10/2020 at 16:22 |
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Any 1ton diesel modified to make it louder and less practical.
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ranwhenparked
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10/10/2020 at 16:23 |
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I see that in Wilmington, DE a lot, too. Off road vehicles in a place where there aren’t
any areas to go off road, makes total sense.
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> ranwhenparked
10/10/2020 at 16:29 |
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Yeah, I don’ t understand it. Like, where do they even keep them? It’s a frickin massive dense city!
And it’s not even like just dirtbikes but quads and high performance ATVs and side- by-sides. They look absolutely absurd.
jeepoftheseus
> sony1492
10/10/2020 at 16:35 |
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I’ll second this but there was a constantly muddy, BFG All Terrain wearing, green g-wagon where I used to live that I would be proud to beat on. It was not the new one though but still luxury spec . By muddy I mean in a “I actually use this” not a “woooo mud hole!” sort of way. I respected the fella behind the wheel.
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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
> Just Jeepin'
10/10/2020 at 16:46 |
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They are hideous. And they're fake. The real humvees have independent suspension and independent propeller shafts. The hummer that they sell in showrooms has a four-link solid rear axle from a suburban. I saw one once parked on the side of the street in my neighborhood with a for sale sign in the window $40,000 and I laughed because I'm like who's going to pay 40 grand for a car that's parked at the curb with a sign in the window?
Dead_Elvis, Inc.
> Wacko
10/10/2020 at 16:54 |
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Can’t forget the oh-so-clever & tasteful bumpsticker!
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sony1492
> jeepoftheseus
10/10/2020 at 17:28 |
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Mainly its the amg spec with low profile tires and side exit exhausts that gets me
Kiltedpadre
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/10/2020 at 18:41 |
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Oddly enough they aren’t street legal here, but that doesn’t stop someone that works at a Children’s hospital annex down the road from me from driving one to work.
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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Kiltedpadre
10/10/2020 at 18:52 |
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That seems like an off and unpleasant way to commute
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> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/10/2020 at 23:23 |
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Now that is a big problem here in downtown Atlanta except they aren't road legal so I don't know how or why the police haven't shut down their shenanigans. I see it all the time and I don't understand it.
Taylor Martin
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/11/2020 at 14:42 |
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Lots and lots of big trucks on this list, so I’d like to try and be different with this giant teal Nissan Murano soft top:
I’m at a loss for words to be real with you, but this car screams overcompensation... and teal.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> Dead_Elvis, Inc.
10/11/2020 at 15:10 |
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Along with Dodge the father Ram the daughter.
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Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
> Taylor Martin
10/11/2020 at 15:11 |
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Fuck my eyes!
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Dead_Elvis, Inc.
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/11/2020 at 15:20 |
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More & more, the notion of forced sterilization for certain individuals seems like a good idea.
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
10/11/2020 at 20:55 |
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lifted pickup with stupid spacers to throw rocks everywhere . They’ve cornered the market of assholes in my area.